Home-made Coke Zero

Coca-Cola have recently launched their answer to Pepsi Max, Coke Zero. Presumably named as it contains no sugar, and almost zero calories and flavour.

For those of you who wish to decrease their sugar intake, while saving cash and still enjoying the great taste and cancer-granting properties of Coke Zero, I have developed my own recipe for home-made Coke Zero.

Take one bottle of sparkling water.

Add some black food colouring.

If you want cancer-free Diet Coke stop now and drink.

Now, add two soluble aspirin.

You now have your own home-made Coke Zero.

Oh, and don't forget to irradiate your colon.